‘No porn roles for Jes,’ says dad

Jessica Simpson might be having one of the sexiest bodies in Hollywood, but her dad is firm that she will not bare all for the camera. Joe Simpson, Jessica’s father and manager, revealed that his daughter turned down a film role recently because it required her to play a porn star. “The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star,” a magazine quoted him, as saying. “We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I was like, ‘Eh, we’ll just buy a statue of a little man and keep our clothes on,’” he added. Joe also divulged that the Dukes of Hazzard actress has been receiving quirky TV-show proposals “everyday.” “We’re pitched those a lot. There are a lot of cool ones, and a lot of really strange ones,” he said.

Jenna Jameson turns comic strip heroine

The Queen of Porn actress Jenna Jameson is set to become the star of a ‘no nudity’ comic strip Shadow Hunter. The American actress, who has appeared in more than 200 X-rated films will portray a superheroine fighting with the villains in a comic-book series. The magazines bosses claim that there won’t be a skin show except the actress’ knuckles and a bit of cleavage. However, it looks like Jameson’s plans are a bit different. “Working with comics is creatively liberating – everything is possible. My character is sultry, sexy and kicks everyone,” a website quoted 30-year-old Jameson, as saying. Publisher Sharad Devarajan believes that Jameson is “an entrepreneur who is taking the taboo to the mainstream and has built an industry around her brand.” The 144-page book will hit the market in June next year. Jameson, however, is extremely excited to play the new role, which would possibly change her ‘image’.

Salman: Wanted dead or alive in Bangkok

After making us roll with laughter in Partner, Salman Khan we hear has landed in the Thai capital after a show in Kenya to shoot for Boney Kapoor’s remake of the hit South movie Pokhri, which we heard is called Wanted: Dead And Alive. No prizes for guessing who is playing the lead role! Salman, we hear is excited about the role. His friends informed that Sallu had seen some excerpts of the film Pokhri and was keen to play a role in it. “Besides, Salman is very fond of Bangkok and he has numerous fans in the Thai city,” added the source.

HEY, LAY OFF MY MAN!

Howdee doo hoo my mittheymitthus! It's my third mugga Ethiopian kawah but it's not yet helping me feel up and about this morning. I so wanna zzleep a coupla hours more and now this phone is ringing endlessly Excuse me while I answer this and I hope its worth my while. Hmm, so it does turn out to be well worth the effort and surprisingly, it has also stirred me from my laziness. My jasoos tells me that Aishwarya Rai, oooopsiedoo, I mean Bachchan, can't see eye- to-eye with Lara Dutta. Oooh la la la, I just looove such garam gossu, as one bitchy ac- tress I know, often remarks. Anyway, I'm told the war of the beauties started when Ash dropped in on the sets of Jhoom Barabar Jhoom where her man Abhishek was shooting with the sexy Dutta. And the former Ms Universe was getting too close to AB Junior for Ash's comfort or rather discomfort.

And later on, when the cast and crew got together to party after packing up the day's work, Dutta apparently continued her close proximity to Bachchan. Not one to take things lying down, the possessive Ash is said to have showered verbal stings at Dutta, resulting in a tu tu main main between the two. Although the men worked hard to bring about a peace of sorts, the two women are jaani dushmans today Haai daiyya but I must admit, I'm curious to know where this vishwa sundari- yon ka yuddh is headed. What say?